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Family Film from 1971

Howdy there!

Just a quickie this morning. I failed to do my chores yesterday, and I am now beating myself up for that. So, I’m writing just this little bit about what I forgot to write yesterday, and then, if I behave, I’ll get to sit down at the computer and have some more fun. (@!#*! laundry, dishes, litter box, sweeping, cleaning bulls–t!)

I’m having so much fun with this gadget I bought last year and finally got to work the other day. I’m going through the old Fidler family home movies (8mm, no sound, mostly in color). I’ve posted one three and a half minute clip on You Tube and Stuck in the ’70s. I’m also learning about vlogging (video blogging), and that may be something I can add to the site soon, depending on how enthusiastic I get. I’ll get those stitches out of my right heel this afternoon.

Check it out on You Tube, and let me know what you think.

I’m working on a documentary of Don & his friend of 50 years, Aurby. They’ve been playing music together for a long time. I’m dying to put a clip of them performing the Taj Mahal version of “Giant Step” on this blog, but the old man’s got to approve any visual stuff I put of him on here (something to do with not wanting to be embarrassed worldwide or some crap like that). So, when one gets the stamp of approval, I’ll let ‘er rip!!

OK, rackin’ frackin’ housework ….

Julie
09:20 a.m. CDT 7/29/08
94 degrees on the front porch

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“I’m Practically an Osmond”

Donny Osmond

“I’m practically an Osmond.” I tend to say that a lot.

And I am — except, of course, for the cigarettes, alcohol, caffeine, shacking up, cursing … Those Osmonds have got to stop that kind of nonsense! :)

As I write this, I’m watching the DVD “The Osmonds Live in Las Vegas: 50th Anniversary Reunion Concert.” We watched it on PBS a few months ago, but I had to see it again.

Before Don & I watched it on telly, he found it baffling, my obsession with the Osmonds — Donny in particular. He said it was a freaky, devotional almost religion. He was right, and he understood it more clearly after watching the Os’s on their reunion show.

Don (I’m dying to call him “Donny”) would never tell anyone this (so I will), but he is now able to name each of the brothers when he sees pictures or footage of them. Don’t tell that you got that here or I’ll never hear the end of it.

Anyhoo, I don’t really have a point. Just that the Osmonds have always been awesome, and their fans understand what it’s like to live with this affliction.

Well, I get the stitches out of the foot tomorrow. That’ll be cool. I haven’t been able to drive or walk around Wally World in two weeks. I’m looking forward to getting in the lake or spring. I don’t even have a summer tan yet. Lord knows, it’s way past time to work on the ol’ skin cancer.

I have been updating my Web site while on hiatus, and today I’ll be adding some links and suggestions from those of you who have e-mailed me. I’m also trying to find my CD-R with the close-up pix I took at the Rick Springfield concert a few years back in Tunica, MS., when he walked across the arms of our seats and sweated right on my friend Cheryl and me and in her big-ass beer. Yeah, baby. Rick’s new CD, “Venus in Overdrive,” comes out tomorrow, and he’s been all over the morning shows, promoting it. I’ve only heard the single “What’s Victoria’s Secret” once, but I can’t say I grew to dig it. I’ll have to give it another listen.

It’s 96 on the front porch.
Y’all stay cool!
Julie

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At last

Scully the Cat

I’m sitting up and taking nourishment. That’s what they say in the south when you’re recuperating. I’ve been “all stove up.” They also say that.

Don had brain surgery a year and a half ago and walked it off the next day with a small incision on his inner thigh. My heel looks like a segment of baseball, all stitched up.

He’s done well, putting up with the whining, although I don’t think I’ve done all that much of that. And, I think I’m starting to kick into the less whining, more action phase. I can now sit up at the computer without my foot turning into a football. So, I’m looking forward to working on the site. I’ve gotten a bunch of great suggestions over the past few months, and I intend to expand on them. However, I am using playing with my Web site as a personal reward for accomplishing things around the house.

The day before yesterday, I was able to lean on the kitchen counter, putting the weight on my left foot, whilst cleaning the countertops and sink. Yesterday, I tidied up my computer area and the front room around the sitting area. I want to get the whole house tidied, bit by bit, over the next few weeks as I’m able.

While I’ve been unable to sit up at the computer and type in my blog, I’ve been writing in a good, old-fashioned journal like those I had when I was a teen. You know … the bound, hardback, blank-paged, lined books? It’s been fun. And none of it is going on the Internet. But it sure does make me hope that I can find those diaries from the 1980s. I have in my sight the ones from the 1990s, but the ’80s are in a separate suitcase somewhere on this half-acre (if that) tract.

One site visitor sent me an e-mail yesterday telling me that the scuttlebutt is the next “American Girl” movie will be made about Julie, the ’70s chick. Now, that would be cool. Don suggested I get onto Variety.com. Those people will surely need a consultant.

I’ve been observing the cats while I’ve been home the past week. They mostly sleep, of couse. But, in the evenings, they get “the run arounds.” And, they have an established routine, apparently based on what Don & I do that week. They adapt to the changing work schedules, and they know when to tell us to give them a damn can of cat food.

The day of the surgery (as it shall from here on out be known), Don mowed the grass while I was resting. I thought I could get the cane and make my way out on the porch to visit when he got done and enjoy Tiki Time. Well, it would have liked to have killed me (they say that in the south too) to get out to the porch in the first place. When I got out there, I had a helluva time getting set (?) down, and then I tried to prop my foot up on the porch railing between Tikis. It was frickin’ hot out there. Scully came up to say “Howdy.” Don turned off the mower and asked what the hell I was thinking, what with my severe allergies to cut grass and propensity to faint in the heat (oh my, I’ve got the vapors!). So, I got my ass up and went back to the couch.

That was the last time I saw Scully. It was a Tuesday. I talked to my brother, Mike, on the phone after that, and he had said he’d like to come over Saturday and bring a Creeple Peeple set he’d won on E-bay. Because I couldn’t get up and about, he thought that would be a fun way to spend an afternoon — making Creepy Crawlers in the ol’ Mattel Thingmaker. The only better way to spend an afternoon with my brother is to drag out the Charlie Brown coloring books and the box of 64 Crayolas, along with one of those white eraser pencils with a brush on its ass, some White Out and a black Bic ink pen. We’d be changing Linus into Boy George and Charlie Brown into ET the Extraterrestrial.

I told Mike I knew exactly where the Thingmaker and molds he gave me one Christmas long ago were, along with the new Thingmaker for sissies and all the new Goop I’d gotten from Toys R Us. It’s always been in the new Thingmaker box in Vincent’s closet. We’d play with it some, then neatly put it all back in the closet with the rest of the favorite games like Life, Clue and Monopoly. Well, it wasn’t there Saturday. I told Mike, if it wasn’t there, it’s possible one of the boys put it in the “wood shed.” No one can find anything in the wood shed. Mike decided he wanted to try to scan the refuse.

As he was turning the key in the door latch of the wood shed, he heard a faint “meow.” He got the door open, and lo and behold, it was Scully. She’d been in there at least 96 hours. The actual temperature outside was 100 degrees. Inside that shed, with no open window or ventilation, who knows? I have no moral for this story, boys and girls. All I know is, 3 years ago, I had 9 cats. Now, I have 3. Of course, 2 of them are with my sons. So, between us, we still have the 5. But, I’ve lost four cats in three years. Kinda sucks. So, there’s much rejoicing in Scully’s Survivorcat episode. Above is a pic of her taken last month (by me).

Well, I’d better quit here. I’ve got more things I need to do on the computer before Don gets off work. And, I’m going to try to get into the kitchen, lean on the fridge and make some enchiladas.

I’ll plan to be back tomorrow and every day, working on Stuck in the ’70s to give you a place to keep coming back to. I’m looking forward to getting those videos from the home movies in the ’70s on here for ya.

Later,
Julie
15:11 CDT 07/22/08

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Take a Giant Step

Aurby & Don Get Down, Get Funky

Don’s been playin’ his guitar a lot lately, and singin’. The other night, he asked me to look up the lyrics to a song called “Take a Giant Step.” I said, “By the Monkees?”

He said, “No. It’s not Monkees,” and he gave me a look like “Get real.”

I knew it must be Monkees. I didn’t want to ruin what might be construed a romantic moment by one who isn’t inherently romantic. So, I Googled this dude who calls himself Taj Mahal and “Giant Step.” Sure enough. I printed out the lyrics and chords. I didn’t want to argue because Don had told me he wanted to play me this song that reminded him of me.

He played this cool blues/country type thing. The words were the Monkees by Boyce and Hart, written for a television show in 1967. However … I own the Monkees box set and all of the albums. I’ve had the original albums autographed by Davy Jones and Micky Dolenz in person. I want a tattoo of the Monkees guitar logo on my ankle. I knew it was a Monkees tune. The cool thing was Don had thought of a song that made him think of me. He was going to sing it to me and play the guitar.

He struck it up, and it was the first time I’d ever really heard the lyrics. It spoke to me. Don spoke to me. He thought of this song about a woman who couldn’t leave yesterday behind. It was about a man who wanted to take his woman’s hand and help her relieve herself of the worries of today.

My man sings like John Prine. Sorta. He sounds better to me. He has a funny southern accent. He was playing his guitar and singing to me a song that I was so familiar with but that I had never actually “heard.”

Look at these lyrics again, faithful reader, and download Taj Mahal’s version off Limewire. I think you’ll hear it for the first time too.

Taj Mahal
Take A Giant Step

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Though you played at love and lost
And sorrow’s turned your heart to frost
I will melt your heart again
Remember the feeling as a child
When you woke up and morning smiled

It’s time, it’s time, it’s time you felt like that again
There is just no percentage in remembering the past
It’s time you learned to live again and love at last
Come with me, leave your yesterday, your yesterday behind
And take a giant step outside your mind

You stare at me with disbelief
You say for you there’s no relief
But girl, I swear it won’t do you no harm

Don’t sit there in your lonely room
Just looking back inside that gloom
Mama, that’s not were you belong
Come with me, I’ll take you where the taste of life is green
N’ Everyday everyday hold on woman just got to be seen

Come with me leave, your yesterday, your yesterday behind
And take a giant step outside your mind
Though you failed at love and lost
And sorrow’s turned your heart to frost
I will mend your heart again
Remember the feeling as a child
When you woke up and morning smiled

It’s time, it’s time its time you felt like that again
There is just no percentage in remembering the past
It’s time you learned to live again and love at last
Come with me leave your yesterday your yesterday behind
And take a giant step outside your mind

Stay cool,
Julie
10:30 p.m. 7/14/08

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Ah … the Smell of Chicken Guts in the Morning

The ides of July are upon us. You know what that means in Batesville, Arkansas.

You don’t? It means the smell of wastewater from the chicken plants down by the White River wafts all over these parts, ushering in the Independence County Fair & Livestock Show, the Cave City Watermelon Festival, numerous various pageants, and the granddaddy of ‘em all – THE WHITE RIVER WATER CARNIVAL. It’s a week-long extravaganza, the likes of which are rarely seen ’round here, topped off with the Miss White River Pageant (a pre-cursor to Miss America)!

The events start out small early in the week with the Cruisin’ Main event — a drive through the ol’ Main Street Route, circlin’ the Sweden Creme and showin’ off your hot wheels. Later in the week, the River City Cruisers host a car show. You know it’s time for the car show when you smell the chicken guts.

I’d told my yankee brother, Mike, about the car show for years. Told him how rinky dink it was, yet he longed to visit and see for himself. So, here he came south the last day of July or the first day of August, to see the show. They were lined up in the City Building parking lot in all their Armour-Alled glory.

I take a picture of my brother, his head underneath the propped-up hood of a ‘57 Ford. Snap. He surfaces with a sour look on his face. “What is that smell?”

“Oh. That? Why that’s local industry, big brother,” I explain. “What you’re smelling is a pure mixture that can be found nowhere else on this continent. First and foremost, you’ve got the rotting chicken guts, milling about in the sewage at the plants by the White River, which flooded 3 or 4 times this spring. Mix that with the sweat of the illegal immigrants trying to make a buck pulling the beaks off said chickens. And, then to top it all off, there’s the record-breaking stretch of temperatures and/or heat indices at or above 100 degrees farenheit. Mmmmmm … like a breath of spring time.”

Mike’s got a poker face on. He brushes his bangs off his forehead with his left index finger.

“Nice,” he replies.

Stay cool,
Julie
10:47 p.m. 7/11/08

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Would Ya Look at That Thang?

The infamous spur

Well, boys and girls … today was quite unusual. I think I’ve mentioned in previous blogs about this heel spur I’ve been living with. Yeah — I’m a middle-aged overweight woman who walks anywhere between 7 and 15 miles every day, 10 days in a row, on solid concrete at your local home improvement center.

My family doc referred me back to the orthopedic guy who had previously shot my foot up with cortizone (to no avail), and then put a cast on my leg so I’d stay off it (helped for a little bit). I saw him for 6 seconds today, and now I’m scheduled to have surgery one week from tomorrow morning. OK.

So, I’m in a frenzy trying to find out how to file for my short-term disability. I’ve got customers whose kitchens have only yet begun who are counting on me. My Missouri career apparently fell through. I don’t have any time off coming till Christmas. I worked 10 consecutive days while Don slept through his vacation. I deserve a break today. My foot hurts. Dammit.

OK. That’s enough of the whining. When Don asked me this afternoon, “What does this entail?” I thought he meant the medical procedure. No. He meant two weeks without my regular pay and 6 weeks worth of whining. He’s right. He’s got to psyche up.

What that means for you, faithful reader, is lots of Web site updates. Lots of video footage still to go through. Diaries to find. Lots of magazines, pictures and recipes to scan, and hopefully, more celebrity interviews to do.

So, children, this is the new permanent home of the Stuck in the ’70s blog. Thank you, Yahoo!, for fixing it! I’ll continue to be on My Space as well, but not my blog.

Stay cool,
Julie
11:58 p.m. 7/7/08

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